Mincemeat Services

Infrastructure services for teams that need practical operators.

Mincemeat services sit around the platform work: managed hosting, architecture review, performance tuning, Linux systems engineering, and CMS operations for production teams.

Operating modelrunbooks + owners
Reliability posturerecovery + monitoring
Change controlaudit-ready work
Reliability operations

Managed Hosting

We take care of server security hardening, scheduled updates, continuous health monitoring, backup verification, and 24/7 incident response.

  • Response24/7 on-call engineering
  • Maintenancescheduled security patching
  • Observabilitycontinuous health monitoring
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Architecture and operations

Infrastructure Consulting

We review your existing hosting setup, automate deployment pipelines, design reliable recovery systems, and optimize resource budgets.

  • Efficiencyunnecessary cost cleanup
  • Securityaccess & permission audit
  • Migrationphased rollout strategy
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Latency and delivery

Performance Audit & Optimization

We locate bottlenecks across database queries, application APIs, cache configurations, and content delivery networks (CDNs) to boost user experience.

  • Core Web Vitalsfield-performance tuning
  • API Latencyquery & queue optimization
  • Cache Hitsintelligent CDN routing
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Systems engineering

Linux Solutions

We codify host provisioning, configure robust security baselines, optimize disk and network performance, and troubleshoot critical system incidents.

  • Hardeningcompliance security baselines
  • Automationrepeatable configurations
  • Diagnosticsadvanced OS troubleshooting
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Publishing operations

WordPress & CMS

We handle version patching, security audits for plugins and themes, media optimization, database tuning, and high-performance caching.

  • CMS Hardeningvulnerability prevention
  • Media DeliveryWASM edge optimization
  • Data Migrationsafe database transition
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